#DWARF FORTRESS QUANTUM STOCKPILE BARRELS SERIES#
In a profile of the game's co-creators, the New York Times described Dwarf Fortress as "a series of staggeringly elaborate challenges and devastating setbacks". This includes all the implied strategy and resource management: assigning jobs, collecting and storing goods, building and using structures, and eventually defending yourself against other civilisations.
A short time later - kaboom.įirst devised by its two obsessive creators in 2002, Dwarf Fortress involves taking a band of dwarves and building them into a miniature civilisation. One of his many fortress death spirals began, as the downfalls of society often do, with an immigrant dwarf who suddenly succumbed to a "secretive mood". How complex? In the game's discussion forum, one player asserts that after 120 failed games, he can finally "get into the swing of things". Really taught those fucking assholes a lesson about bartering with me.Dwarf Fortress is one of the most complex computer games in the history of computer games.
Ended up calling off the attack and leaving her laying in the field outside our fort for about two weeks, unable to stand with all her limbs completely crushed, intestines smashed, neck and head torn open, teeth missing, one of her eyeballs ruptured, completely covered in weeks old blood and vomit and shit and piss, and then when she eventually got back to her feet I sent my squad out to finish caving her fuckin head in. One loser was beaten so badly her internal organs were destroyed and she kept puking all over herself as my guys kept beating her unconscious face in. I ended up getting so pissed off I sent three dwarves to jump the two merchants and they brutally got stomped and beaten and smashed to pieces lol. This power baffles and terrifies the geriatric dorf fort enjoyerĭo traders have some sort of rng for accepting offers? the first time I did trading it was completely straight forward and as long as they were making profit they were willing to trade with me, but with my latest fort they just kept saying they were refusing to take a loss, no matter how much extra shit I was offering them.
#DWARF FORTRESS QUANTUM STOCKPILE BARRELS UPDATE#
This is what the new update did, it let all of you fucking retards try and pretend you wanted to play DFįuck you grandpa, rimworld literally does it better if only for the simple ability to directly control/command a unit to make them perform extremely basic tasks without needing to jump through 500 hoops >click unit >right click object >force interaction >THEY FUCKING DO IT >same miners >different problem >they randomly decided to drop their pickaxes on the floor and now sit around with No Job >because they don't have/own a pickaxe >the pickaxes they deliberately threw on the floor >have to navigate an entire web of subroutine bullshit to make them recognize the pickaxe as a usable object again it was fun in highschool until you realized it's piss-easy to make a fort autonomous, and then you're left with a lackluster sandbox It's not a very fun game, you can't tell what's happening and all of the "epic stories" are basically randomly generated nonsense that you have to stop to read.
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